Drug that allows you to stay awake forever and four other crazy government projects

July 29 2011 • 01·16 am • 1 note
#Politics   #science   #government   #science fiction  

Apple now worth more than US government

July 28 2011 • 11·43 pm • 9 notes
#Politics   #us   #apple   #appl  
It’s unbelievable that in the day and age of a 24 hour news cycle this piece has seemed to slip through the cracks, but we might be on the verge of a chocolate crisis, leaving men with even less gifting options around the holidays.
November 10 2010 • 01·07 pm • 4 notes

It’s unbelievable that in the day and age of a 24 hour news cycle this piece has seemed to slip through the cracks, but we might be on the verge of a chocolate crisis, leaving men with even less gifting options around the holidays.

#chocolate  
This dude ate Twinkies for 60 straight days and lost 27 pounds, and I’m left terrified of a future where this diet takes off like Atkins and he is like Jared from subway but looks more like an amorphous Peter Griffin.
November 10 2010 • 12·37 pm

This dude ate Twinkies for 60 straight days and lost 27 pounds, and I’m left terrified of a future where this diet takes off like Atkins and he is like Jared from subway but looks more like an amorphous Peter Griffin.

#diet   #food  
We know how it goes. We know how you felt. Stoned. You thought it’d be funny to order off the menu. Seriously guys, the madness needs to stop. This is why you’re huge…
November 10 2010 • 11·53 am

We know how it goes. We know how you felt. Stoned. You thought it’d be funny to order off the menu. Seriously guys, the madness needs to stop. This is why you’re huge…

#food   #fast food  
Did you smoke yourself stupid or just paranoid? Doesn’t matter because the Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock is a simple and creepy way of having your back. If you are in fact stupid, however, you may have a little trouble letting yourself out.
November 10 2010 • 11·23 am

Did you smoke yourself stupid or just paranoid? Doesn’t matter because the Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock is a simple and creepy way of having your back. If you are in fact stupid, however, you may have a little trouble letting yourself out.

#home  
Interesting shots of some paper art that caught my eye.
October 31 2010 • 10·54 pm • 2 notes

Interesting shots of some paper art that caught my eye.

#art   #art  
October 16 2010 • 01·56 am

If you haven’t noticed we take our beer drinking quite seriously around here, and if you haven’t already figured out how to pour one, we won’t be visiting your bar.

#beer   #how to   #bar   #bartending  
I don’t know if the Pulverizer makes me want to make something, or to break something but either way I want one.
August 25 2010 • 05·49 pm

I don’t know if the Pulverizer makes me want to make something, or to break something but either way I want one.

#tools   #home   #repair  
Every man who lacks access to a decent form of public transportation deserves an inflatable pub, ladies! So be fair when your husband comes home with one. Just think how much he’ll save between the legal fees and lost wages.
August 15 2010 • 02·22 am

Every man who lacks access to a decent form of public transportation deserves an inflatable pub, ladies! So be fair when your husband comes home with one. Just think how much he’ll save between the legal fees and lost wages.

#drinking   #dui   #drunk   #bar   #home